tag:blogger82.blog.co.uk,2009-11-12:/MokoFeed2009-11-12T06:02:58+01:00tag:blogger82.blog.co.uk,2007-04-20:/2007/04/20/daddy_how_was_i_born~2125064/min2kyaw2007-04-20T06:06:17+02:002007-04-20T06:06:17+02:00 <p>"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,</p> <p>His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,</p> <p>"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"</p> <p>"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.<br> Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a<br> Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed<br> to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we<br> discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too<br> late to hit the delete<br> Button."</p> <p>"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her<br> operating system was showing signs of Unauthorized Program Activity<br> from a self extracting file which had implanted<br> In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared And said:"</p> <p>"You've Got Male'!"</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://blogger82.blog.co.uk/2007/04/20/daddy_how_was_i_born~2125064/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>